baby boy can’t lift his headache head

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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minos was such a pussy. if my wife gave birth to an epic minotaur baby i wouldn't have locked him in a labyrinth. i would have taken him to the mcdonalds play place (athens) every day and let him eat as many stray mcnuggets (athenians) off the floor as he wanted. i love you hungry son

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(pulling a painted vase out of my wallet) and this is my youngest at his first nose ring fitting. isn't he handsome